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Smaller
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Bar Snacks Trio
Old Bay Popcorn, Roasted Nuts, and Garlic Corn Nuts
$12
A, E, N, P, S, T
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Chips & Dips
Housemade Potato Chips Served With Pimiento Cheese and French Onion Dips
$12
V; A, D, N
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Bruschetta
Roasted Cherry Tomatoes, Ricotta Cheese, Fresh Basil, Housemade Hot Honey
$12
D, G,
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Parmesan Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Brussel Sprouts, Parmesan, Aleppo Sauce
$12
V; A, D
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Soup & Sandwich
Housemade Tomato Soup with a Smoky Grilled Cheese Sandwich
$12
A, D, G
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Jumbo Crab Cakes
Served with Brandied Cocktail Sauce & Cole Slaw
$16
A, G, N, S
Salads
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Caesar Salad
Romaine, House-made Caesar, Pecorino, Croutons, Red Onion
$12
Add Grilled Chicken or Braised Portobello Mushrooms $8
A, D, E, F, G
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Burrata with Pickled Vegetables
Burrata, Cherry Tomato, Mushroom, Carrot, Celery, and Pickled Red Onion with Crostini and Red Wine Vinaigrette
$13
V; A, D, G, N
Larger
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Tostadas
Three Tostadas topped with either Cured Tuna or Roasted Mushrooms, Black Beans, Queso Fresco, Pickled Fresnos, Radishes, Cilantro Aioli
Mushroom $15
Cured Tuna $20
V; A, D, F, N
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Chicken Sandwich
Grilled Chicken, Red Onion, Avocado, Pimiento Cheese, Giardiniera Aioli Served with House-made Potato Chips
$17
A, E, G, N
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Slider Trio
Choice of Beef or Plant-Based Sliders with Red Onion, Pickle, American Cheese, Yellow Mustard, Mayo
$19
V; A, (D) G, N, SO
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Short Rib Nachos
Tortilla Chips topped with House Braised Short Rib, Cheddar & Pepper Jack Cheese, Avocado, Scallions, Radishes, Pico de Gallo, Crema, Lime
$21
A, C, D
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Dandy Charcuterie
Assorted Meats & Cheeses from Around the World, Select Accoutrements including Nuts and Crostini
$25
D, E, G, N, T
Sweets
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Warm Cookie
Choice of Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter
$3
V; D, E, G, T
V: Vegetarian, VE: Vegan
Allergen key (these dishes contain):
A: Allium; C: Citrus; D: Dairy; E: Egg; F: Fish; G: Gluten; N: Nightshade; P: Poultry; S: Shellfish; SE: Sesame; SO: Soy; T: Tree Nut
Many items can be made without certain allergens. Just ask us!
Please inform our staff of any food allergies or dietary restrictions.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Welcome to our cocktail menu! We're glad you're here.
There are a lot of options, so let us answer some of those questions first:
-All of the cocktails are good! We do our best only to put delicious beverages on the menu.
-All the cocktails are nicely balanced, so nothing is too sweet!
-Not sure which cocktail is for you? We're happy to help! Tell us what you're looking for flavor and/or style-wise, and we can point you in the right direction.
-Not a fan of the drink you ordered? That's fine! We all have different tastes. We'd love to swap out your cocktail for something else.
Craft Cocktails
$15-
Plum Crazy
citrus vodka, patagonian eau de vie, plum liqueur, becherovka, lemon, simple, bitters
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Long March
bourbon, cynar, cherry liqueur, lemon, demerara
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Smoke on the Water
vodka, ginger shochu, bianco vermouth, peated scotch, cherry wood smoke
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Sad Podcast Man
rye whiskey, sherry, kummel, chocolate, bitters
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Low-Hanging Fruit
rhum, banana-habanero liqueur, branca menta, lime, simple, bitters
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Put Some Rings on It
gin, passionfruit, dimmi, orgeat, lemon juice, bitters
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Peachy Keen
reposado tequila, peach liqueur, ancho chili, lime, lavender, bitters
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Rhubarbarella
blanco tequila, mezcal, rhubarb liqueur, strawberry-peppercorn shrub, lime, club soda
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The Dandy Cocktail
rye whiskey, apple brandy, pommeau, triple sec, bitters
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Conflict of Desires
gin, pommeau, bianco vermouth, elderflower, cardamom
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Johnnie on the Spot
johnnie walker scotch, banana liqueur, amontillado sherry, lemon
(Women's History Month Special!)
No & Low Alcohol
Non-alcoholic Cocktails with the option to add 1oz of Spirit to make it a Low ABV Cocktail-
Static Sky
seedlip grove, cold-brewed lapsang tea, lavender, lime
$12
make it low: add 1oz mezcal $15
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Laying Roots
seedlip spice, pineapple, lemon, simple, spiced mango soda
$12
make it low: add one 1oz citrus vodka $15
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Secret Garden
seedlip garden, strawberry peppercorn shrub, lime, club soda
$12
make it low: add 1oz gin $15
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Not an Oldie
ritual whiskey alternative, gnista, demerara
$12
make it low: add 1oz bourbon $15
Everyday 4:00pm - 6:00pm
Cocktails
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Daiquiri
Choice of Classic or Banana
$8
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Old Fashioned
Bourbon, Pedro Ximenez, Demerara, Aromatic Bitters
$8
Non Alcoholic
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Static Sky
seedlip grove, cold-brewed lapsang tea, lavender, lime
$8
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Laying Roots
seedlip spice, pineapple, lemon, simple, spiced mango soda
$8
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Not an Oldie
ritual whiskey alternative, gnista, demerara
$8
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Secret Garden
seedlip garden, strawberry peppercorn shrub, lime, club soda
$8
Beer
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Miller High Life Draft
The Champagne of Beers
$4
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Spiteful Grapefruit Radler
Fruit Beer from Chicago, 2.7%
$5
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Pony/Shot Combo
Pony of Miller Lite + Shot of Bourbon
$7
Shots
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Bourbon
$4
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Fernet Branca
$5
Food
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Bar Snacks Trio
Old Bay Popcorn, Roasted Nuts and Garlic Corn Nuts
$8
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Chips & Dips
Housemade Worchestershire Potato Chips Served with Pimiento Cheese and French Onion
$8
Fancy Whiskey
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Jefferson's Ocean Bourbon, Voyage 28
Blended Straight Bourbon Aged at Sea (literally, sailing on a ship), 90 Proof
Two Ounce Pour $22
One Ounce Pour $11
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Jack Daniels Single Barrel Select
Single Barrel Tennessee Whiskey, 94 Proof
Two Ounce Pour $18
One Ounce Pour $9
Vodka
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Skeptic Vodka
$11
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St. George Citrus
$12
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St. George Chili
$12
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Titos Handmade
$12
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Ketel One
$13
Gin
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Skeptic Dry Gin
$11
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Beefeater
$12
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Bols Genver
$13
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Bombay Sapphire
$13
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Hendricks
$13
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Martin Miller's
$14
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Tanqueray
$13
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Three Floyds Distilling 'Oud Boatface'
$13
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The Botanist
$14
Rum
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Don Q Cristal
$11
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Gosling’s Black Seal
$12
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Bacardi Ocho
$13
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Mount Gay Black Barrel
$14
Agave
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Bribon Blanco
$12
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Banhez Mezcal
$12
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Illegal Mezcal
$14
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Herradura Blanco
$14
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Derrumbes Mezcal
$15
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Don Julio Blanco
$15
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Herradura Reposado
$15
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Mijenta Blanco
$15
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Tequila Ocho Blanco
$15
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Fortaleza Blanco
$16
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Tequila Ocho Reposado
$16
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Don Julio Reposado
$17
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Fortaleza Reposado
$17
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Don Julio Añejo
$20
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Don Julio 1942
$45
Bourbon
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Evan Williams
$12
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Old Forester 86
$13
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Jefferson’s Small Batch
$14
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Knob Creek Bourbon
$14
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Maker’s Mark
$14
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Woodford Reserve Bourbon
$14
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Woodford Reserve Malt Whiskey
$14
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Basil Hayden
$15
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Woodford Reserve Double Oaked Bourbon
$15
Rye
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Old Overholt Rye
$12
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Rittenhouse Rye
$13
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Dickel Rye
$14
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Knob Creek Rye
$14
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Sazerac Rye
$14
Irish Whiskey
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Jameson
$12
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Slane
$13
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Redbreast 12 Year
$15
Japanese
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Suntory Whisky Toki
$15
Scotch
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Johnny Walker Black Label
$14
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Glenlivet Caribbean Cask
$14
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Glenfiddich 12 Year
$15
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Aberfeldy
$15
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Bruichladdich Classic Laddie
$15
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Glenfiddich 12
$15
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The Balvenie 12 Year
$15
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Talisker Storm
$18
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Highland Park 12 Year
$16
Brandy
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Lustau Brandy
$12
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Remy Martin 1738
$15
Cordials & Amari
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Campari
$12
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Malort
$12
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Mavi Aperitivo
$12
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Cynar
$12
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Rhine Hall La Normande
$13
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Negroni Amaro
$14
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Fernet Branca
$14
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Ramazotti
$14
Draft Beer
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High Life
Lager from Milwaukee, 4.6%
The Champagne of Beers$6
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Spiteful Grapefruit Radler
Fruit Beer from Chicago, 2.7%
$8
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Spiteful Alley Time
Pale Ale from Chicago, 6%
$8
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Goose Island Neon Beer Hug
IPA from Chicago, 7.0%
$8
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Shiner Bock
Bavarian-Style Dark Lager from Texas, 4.4%
$8
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Seattle Cider Co. Honeycrisp Cider
Honeycrisp Apple Cider from Washington, 5.5%
$8
0%
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Guinness 0 Draught
No ABV Stout from Ireland
$7
Patio Pounders
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Miller Lite Pony
$3
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Miller Lite
$4
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PBR Tallboy
$5
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Old Style Tallboy
$5
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Modelo
$6
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Corona
$6
Bottles & Cans
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Krombacher Pils
Pilsner from Germany, 4.8%
$8
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Avery White Rascal
Belgian Wit from Colorado. 5.5%, 12oz
$8
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Dovetail Hefeweizen
Hefeweizen from Chicago, 4.8%
$9
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Odell Sippin' Pretty
Fruited Sour from Colorado, 4.5%
$8
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Revolution Rosa
Hisicus Ale from Chicago
$9
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Off Color Apex Predator
Farmhouse Ale from Chicago, 6.5%
$9
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Half Acre Bodem
IPA from Chicago, 6.7%, 16oz
$9
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Surly Furious
IPA from Minnesota, 6.7%
$8
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Guinness Draft
Irish Dry Stout from Dublin, 4.2%, 14.9 oz
$8
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Solemn Oath City Water
Various Flavors Hard Seltzer, 5%
$8
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Aval Blanc
Cider from France, 5%
$9
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Seattle Cider Co. Basil Mint Cider
Marion Berry Cider from Seattle, 6.9%
$8
Fancy Bubbles
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Laurent Perrier Brut La Cuvee
Champagne, France
Split $30
Bottle $125
Wine
Glass 12 | Bottle 50-
Humberto Canale, 2021
Sauvignon Blanc, Argentina
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Domaine la Bastide, 2021
Rhône Blend, France
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L'Agnostique, 2020
Pinot Noir, France
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Malgra Bevicisu, 2019
Barbera, Italy
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Pizzolato Fields, NV
Prosecco, Italy
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Ocean Road, 2022
Still Rose, South Australia
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Francois Montand, NV
Sparkling Rose, France